Dicks beware, daggering can be dangerous

Guys can get over zealous when having a real-life sex with a naked girl. After all, you’ve got to be quick because at any moment the poor lady might realise what a disgusting thing they’re letting you do. Rigorous pumping can be dangerous – you may have ripped a dick at some point, or bruised a pussy – but hopefully you’ve never actually broken a bone, or a boner. In Jamaica though, they take sex seriously, and according to doctors out there, cases of broken cock have trebled, thanks to daggering.

If you don’t know what daggering is, basically it’s the kind of sex that racist C of E parents think their daughters are having on holiday. Your wild nights of arse-fingering, dirty talk, and doggy fucking looks like the Pope starching his robe compared to these guys. The trend began with some simulated fucking on the dance floors and has now moved to the bedroom. Daggering is apparently the Jamaican answer to the European art of cabin stabbing, which is much the same as daggering only with less Old Spice. Basically, the dude stabs his cock so hard into a pussy that he is able to smash full on into her pubic bone, simultaneously fracturing her and snapping his cock so bad the damage is permanent. Ouch.