Andy Carroll
The Beatification Of Dimitri Payet: Reviewing West Ham vs. Middlesbrough
In the next part of our Premier League Review, we assess Dimitri Payet’s divine form, in sharp contrast to West Ham’s godless start to the season.
The Bizarre Moments When Soccer and Professional Wrestling Collide
The WWE and the Premier League are both unpredictable, action-packed, and full of emotion. They can also both get seriously weird. It gets stranger still when stars from the two collide – here are some of the best examples.
Andy Carroll Puts West Ham up 2-1 as Mourinho Watches from the Stands
Andy Carroll headed in the game-winner for West Ham and Chelsea further devolves into chaos.
Andy Carroll and the Art of the Skill Vid
The West Ham striker's endearingly shit videos show us how the world of football vines, mad skills and tekkers is warping our expectations of the game.
Welcome to the Transfer Window: A Wild Ride Into the Unknown
Perhaps the only enjoyable thing about the summer transfer window is that every purchase is essentially a wild and faintly terrifying gamble.
Andy Carroll's Fancy Footwork Nets Goal
Andy Carroll used his chest, head, and left foot to score a rocket of a goal for West Ham.
Five Things We Learned from This Weekend's Football
The Pards beats Chelsea and the return to form of the most-maligned footballer in Britain.