Candy
21 Non-Boring Ways to Celebrate Halloween During a Pandemic
Listen to heavy metal in the shower with your eyes closed. Rank candy in the group text to start drama. Wear a subtle costume every day.
I'm Upset That You Can't Eat This Candy-Themed Hand Sanitizer
Why does it exist, and will it kill your hand germs?
A Candy Bar Ended a Five-Hour Prison Standoff
The Prison Officers’ Association said that the prisoners' initial list of demands included drugs and "no more sleeping on mattresses."
You'd Think the Senate Would Have Better Snacks for a Historic Impeachment Trial
The senators could be very hangry as they decide Trump's fate.
Disastrous Décor
A few ingredients and incantations allow for a litany of multi-purpose fake blood formulas.
A Spooky Sweet Treat
If your guests are ghosts, they’ll wish they could eat this sumptuous Halloween candy alternative.
Rich People Should Be Putting Out Better Halloween Candy, Woman Argues
Even though this was some quality 'affluent' neighborhood trolling, it's still not a bad attitude to take. Step it up, people.
Eating a Ton of Candy Helps Me Stay Sober
No one tells you that a big part of quitting drinking can be incessantly craving sugar.
Texas Man Facing Six Months in Jail for Sending Chocolate Penis to Sheriff's Department Worker
Apparently those anonymous shipments aren't always anonymous, so please send your chocolate genitalia respectfully and responsibly.
Sesame Candy Recipe
A hard candy that won't exactly break any teeth but will definitely satisfy that sweet tooth.