Listen to heavy metal in the shower with your eyes closed. Rank candy in the group text to start drama. Wear a subtle costume every day.
Why does it exist, and will it kill your hand germs?
The senators could be very hangry as they decide Trump's fate.
Summoning Patricia costs $14.50, but it looks like she haunts a 10-figure estate.
Pretty paws deserve an elevated Halloween look, but they needn’t cost a fortune.
A few ingredients and incantations allow for a litany of multi-purpose fake blood formulas.
If your guests are ghosts, they’ll wish they could eat this sumptuous Halloween candy alternative.
Even though this was some quality 'affluent' neighborhood trolling, it's still not a bad attitude to take. Step it up, people.
Apparently those anonymous shipments aren't always anonymous, so please send your chocolate genitalia respectfully and responsibly.