Paleontologists found the first clear evidence of cannibalism in Allosaurus, indicating that either dinosaurs as a whole were more into cannibalism than we thought, or these carnivores went through a dark and harsh period.
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There are reports of kangaroos eating the intestines of other, dead kangaroos, "trying to get some nutrition out of the corpses."
Allie fetches her dinner in this cute comic by Allison Conway.
Customers at the Bangkok restaurant complained when they found meat in their noodles.
The annual parody of the Nobel Prize also celebrated studies about human saliva as a cleaning agent, the effect of roller-coasters of kidney stones, and the use of postage stamps as erection detectors.
The site's other hits include exposés on the illuminati's cloning of Dave Chapelle and Katy Perry's cannibalism.
Bill Schutt told us cannibalism is stigmatized by society—but he still wouldn’t try it.
“One friend had to spit me into a napkin.”