Today, they are churros. Tomorrow, it could be carrot cake, or banana pudding, or even Tiramisu.
Eat them under the kitchen table for maximum effect.
What tonight's results will look like according to the street vendors selling your favorite Mexican street foods.
Singles Day is the Chinese counterpart to Black Friday, except that it also involves eating fried dough sticks, being obsessed with the numeral one, and commiserating about not getting laid.