• Inside the Pus-Filled World of Zit-Popping Videos

    Considering that sporting a leaky zit falls somewhere on the ladder of social taboos between eating your own boogers and gargling hobo cum, why do so many excruciatingly graphic videos of zit-popping become smash hits on YouTube?

  • Science Attempts To Explain Why Sex Isn't Totally Repulsive

    Sex should be disgusting. We're naturally disgusted by things like cum and spit because of their potential to spread infection -- thanks, evolution -- which is also why we're protective of things like mouths and vaginas. Yet we still have sex, which...

  • Gross Jar

    A little over a year ago, we ran an article in which we pitted a friend of ours against some cockroaches (it ended with several of their heads in his mouth-remember?).

  • Gross Jar

    Spring has come, and our former rat deficiency has blossomed like a patch of verminous rhododendron into an overwhelming abundance.

  • Gross Jar

    If there were ever any concerns about God's feelings toward the Gross Jar and its mix-n-match approach to his wonderverse, they were allayed this morning when he delivered unto the office toilet a ringing endorsement in the form of a floating black rat.