Listen to heavy metal in the shower with your eyes closed. Rank candy in the group text to start drama. Wear a subtle costume every day.
Pumpkin spice lattes, Halloween candy, and even Thanksgiving-themed foods are popping up in August this year, because time isn’t real anymore.
“It's not so much peanut butter hate as it is hate against a really all-around terrible candy,” a city spokesperson told us.
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Joel Best is the leading expert on everything that maniacs are allegedly putting in your kids' candy. Problem is, your children aren't really in any danger.