“Are we gonna talk about how Nutella has changed its recipe and now looks and tastes different or ??? #notokay”
The hazelnut spread giant argued that it sources its palm oil sustainably.
Members of an anti-squirrel cabal will be using everyone’s favorite hazelnut spread to do their bidding.
Since being posted on Reddit five days ago, the photo has been commented on nearly 1,500 times.
Police in Vaughan, Ontario have arrested a group of sticky-fingered crooks linked to a ring of stolen cars, drugs, and… everyone’s favorite chocolate-hazelnut spread, Nutella.
Nutella wants the FDA to change its definition of a “serving.”
Nutella, the thick, dark spread and crown jewel of the Ferrero empire, has legions of fans around the world, whose borderline addiction fuels sales to the tune of $2.46 billion annually for the spread alone.
A German furniture and fittings specialist has invented a “Nutella Lock” that fits onto jars and prevents flatmates, children, or any other morally bankrupt subspecies from accessing your hazelnut spread.
France’s Ecology Minister Segolene Royal warned this week that the world’s denizens need to learn to live without, or at least with less of, the beloved spread.
What happens when you try to live on chocolatey hazelnut spread alone? Turns out you feel like crap.