Time for your weekly edition of Drew Magary's Funbag. Today, we're talking about boogers, hot dogs, Fridays, very large monsters, and more.
BarkBox is getting roasted for selling a dog toy that resembles the popular masturbatory aid, but the brand is very much taking it in stride.
Hey, Chicago: "For the first time ever, your wildest hot dog dreams can come true with a stay in our 27-foot-long hot dog on wheels."
For some reason, students at the University of Oslo did not want hot dogs made by an English girl in her dorm room kitchen.
Nathan's fans are vowing to boycott, but the executive chairman and Trump have gone together like wieners and mustard for years.
“In the past, we’ve been sponsored by Hall’s Fish and Chip’s of Bedale, R & R Ice Cream of Leeming Bar, and now Heck Sausages, so you can see our bodies are temples.”
You're not capable of doing anything else today, let's face it.
Their solutions include pastrami pocket protectors and “Hot Dog Hidden in a Banana Peel.”
The anti-condiment statement appeared on an official Illinois Department of Transportation electronic traffic board.