ice cream man
Tariq started out selling freakshake-style ice creams on council estates in Wrexham. Now, as “Mr. Tee,” he makes a living touring his hugely popular ice cream van across the UK.
The article starts by saying that there are, “recent reports of ice-cream trucks putting Chloroform inside in (sic) the ice-cream in USA,” It goes on to baselessly claim that there have been multiple cases recently of ice cream truck drivers attempting...
He asked me to go home with him to play Pop Pop, a game much like the food sex scene in 9½ Weeks but using only scoops of pink bubble-gum ice cream to eat, blow up, and pop on each other’s goose-pimpled skin while rolling around in the mud.
After a witness got the bat away from the angry vendor of joy, he allegedly pulled out a knife.