The World Cup will be fun no matter what. But, with an expanded World Cup field, the qualifiers may not.
He has found his true calling, not as a soccer player, but as a living statue for us to gaze upon.
The man brings clout to an oft-hated club.
It has nothing to do with immigration.
Qatar is the model of efficiency, but migrant workers, women, journalists, and torture victims would tell a different story. And then there's the matter of FIFA and bribery.
What kind of person would go see a 110-minute movie about soccer's disgraced governing body? As it turns out, the answer is 1) nobody and 2) journalists.