From dry baguettes to chocolate mousse and egg mayonnaise sandwiches, the food is usually a good precursor of the sex you're about to have.
Staff at the resorts are concerned that Irn-Bru could stain the carpets orange. Ironic, innit?
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“I've got 24 glass bottles in my loft that will do me for emergencies.”
"We wanted to shine a light on ingredients that are really great but have had a rough history."
Since the last General Election, which saw 56 Scottish National Party MPs take power, Westminster has undergone a surge in sales of "Scotland's other national drink."
My home country’s reputation as being culinarily challenged has not been achieved without putting in the work. Scottish restaurants have a way to go until they’re no longer the punchline.
Opinions on whisky are like assholes—everyone has one. Next time a barmen gives you the stink eye for adding water (or even Coca-Cola) to your single malt, though, tell them that one of Scotland's top distillers says you should drink it just how you...