What Buffets at Sex Parties Have Taught Me About Pleasure
From dry baguettes to chocolate mousse and egg mayonnaise sandwiches, the food is usually a good precursor of the sex you're about to have.
Scots Pissed After Trump Bans Their Favorite Orange Soda at His Golf Resorts
Staff at the resorts are concerned that Irn-Bru could stain the carpets orange. Ironic, innit?
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Irn-Bru's Recipe Is Changing and Scots Are Freaking Out
“I've got 24 glass bottles in my loft that will do me for emergencies.”
Easy Drinks: This Irn-Bru Cocktail Is the Scottish Aperol Spritz
"We wanted to shine a light on ingredients that are really great but have had a rough history."
Irn-Bru Spritz Recipe
Like an Aperol Spritz, but with Scotland's favourite soft drink.
Irn-Bru Sales in Parliament Have Soared Since the Election of More Scottish MPs
Since the last General Election, which saw 56 Scottish National Party MPs take power, Westminster has undergone a surge in sales of "Scotland's other national drink."
Why Scottish Restaurants Make Marina O'Loughlin Cringe
My home country’s reputation as being culinarily challenged has not been achieved without putting in the work. Scottish restaurants have a way to go until they’re no longer the punchline.
Can Americans Learn to Love Scottish Food?
The Scottish government has declared this year to be Scotland’s Year of Food and Drink, but there's just one problem: the country suffers from bad PR when it comes to food where the general public is concerned.
Premiere: Martha - “The Historian”
Mixing the political with the emotional, heavy-duty feels with pure pop melodies, Martha are the quintessence of sentimental anarchism.
Scotland's Deep-Fried Culture Is an Inside Joke
A tourists, we necessarily reduce the places we’re visiting to bite-sized chunks we can understand. And in Scotland’s case, these chunks come battered and fried.
The Mick Jagger of Whisky Wants You to Drink It Your Way
Opinions on whisky are like assholes—everyone has one. Next time a barmen gives you the stink eye for adding water (or even Coca-Cola) to your single malt, though, tell them that one of Scotland's top distillers says you should drink it just how you...