This week: The girl who messed her legs up working out versus the people who arrested a guy for watching cartoons.
This week: the drunk woman who doesn't like trains versus the drunk woman who called the police on her kids.
This week: the Walmart employee who thinks family photos are child porn versus the drunk driver who killed people and is suing everyone.
I recently moved from London to Los Angeles. Despite the fact that LA is the undisputed worst place in the entire world, I've been trying super hard to like it. Unfortunately, I'm starting to think I just don't have it in me.
With a bunch of other confused people taking the TMZ bus tour.
Sometimes it's OK to cancel work commitments if you've accidentally taken lots of drugs.
Ice T :(