Organisers discovered more than 1,500 "illegal votes" in favour of the little spotted kiwi. They've since been discounted.
"Ellen wouldn't do that to me."
Across five evenings and three countries, I accompanied his biggest fans on a journey of excitement, repetition and frustration.
The ban will only affect those under the age of 25.
If it had been in New Zealand, then the trinity would have been complete.
Steven Adams has missed two games with concussion, and the Thunder have lost them both.
To be fair, New Zealand is pretty. But if you're not hiking or binge drinking, what the hell is there to do? Luckily there's a whole WikiHow guide on how to have a great day.
Featuring Teki Latex, John Talabot, Girl Unit and Inkke.
A chartered flight delivered them from Christmas Island to Auckland. Their identities have not been revealed.
Ahead of Todd the God's Warehouse Project appearance tomorrow, we spoke to some of dance's brightest and best about the best thing come out of New Jersey since Tony Soprano.