After a year of being open, the National Sperm Bank has had just nine deposits. But the problem isn't a lack of sperm—it's that donating the stuff is ridiculously tough to do.
Look around you: Our society is practically run by jumped-up, megalomaniac dickheads. Maybe being a bully is good practice for later life?
It's basically a stealth tax on poor people.
Ideally, London would not have to build a brand new $78 billion island in the Thames called "Boris."
A new survey has found that some kids in the UK hold worrying and warped views about immigration and Islam.
The public, the media, and the pollsters all talked themselves into believing a lie.
You can't design every single possible death out of a system, as Germanwings flight 4U9525 showed.
Which is a pretty fucking terrifying thought.
Working-class people may skip the odd vaccine, but it takes middle-class Californians to be so colossally moronic as to throw measles parties.
Christianity is in a slow, long-term decline.
Widespread and unjustified skepticism about rape claims could make victims fearful of reporting such a serious crime.