The joke's been done before.
Burn in hell, Creme Egg mayonnaise.
Except ketchup. Fuck homemade ketchup.
“It’s like the World Cup of taste. We’re from a small country, but our strikers ‘fries and mayo’ are doing really well. We are ready to go all the way.”
We did a deep dive on the mysterious product that everyone's talking about.
“Tiny legs, big ears. Stupid corgis.”