When you've grown up relying on boyfriends and male mates to get high, picking up by yourself is weirdly exhilarating.
You need an excuse and you need it fast, so we asked a few New Zealanders how to do it right.
Why do people criticise the Goldy? We went to find out, armed with a list of reviews by anonymous internet whingers.
"And please, do your best to forget about the person who gave you this number, because trust us, they have already forgotten about you."