Worst Opinion of the Week: Boris Could Piss On My Mum's Home Any Day
Let us examine the base and wanton longing for a supreme Tory overlord to piss through your own mother’s letterbox.
I Saw a Woman Drink Piss at the Edinburgh Fringe and Now I Don't Know What to Think
A rumination on the PROs and CONs of the UK's biggest arts festival.
The Expert's Guide to Pool Party Etiquette
Lotion, latex, and loungers—here's everything you need to know to make sure your next poolside soiree goes off with a splash.
Some Guy Got So Drunk This Weekend He Passed Out in a Urinal
Have ever you ever woken up with your nose pressed against cold, pissy steel?
Does Beer Really 'Go Through You' Quicker Than Other Booze?
The answer won't surprise you too much, but it's more complicated than you think.
Pee Is So Much Crazier Than We Ever Realized
It contains more than 3,000 ingredients—that we know about.
Some Questions I Have for Big Donny Trump RE: The Piss Bed Thing
You know, the piss thing. In the hypothetical situation where the completely unverified piss thing happened. Here are some Qs.
You Think You Got It Tough, This Guy Cleans the Tote Toilets on a Sunday Morning
Phil Gionfriddo has to clean up your piss, spew, and deal bags.
BIG THURSDAY, LADS: London Takes More Cocaine Midweek Than Anywhere Else in Europe
Hey! We're the best in Europe at something!
Piss Tests and Pube Smoking: Catching Up with Steve-O
We hung out with the 'Jackass' star midway through his UK tour.
Puke and Pee Is Gradually Destroying the World's Tallest Church
A seemingly endless stream of drunk people's urine is eroding the stone foundation of the world's tallest church in the German city of Ulm, and no one quite knows how to stop it.
How the Left Can Fight Back Against the Right's Ludicrous Rhetoric
There's a lesson in the disgusting stream of piss emanating from the likes of Donald Trump, Theresa May, and David Davies.