Billy needs to tell you something important, something about how your selfish little life of SnapChat fucks, soiled nights, and Uber escapes is meaningless.
"When the police come down, the police aren't in charge, we're in charge."
In 2005, cabaret performer Iestyn Edwards auditioned for what he thought would be a good gig singing for officers in London. Instead, he ended up taking his drag ballerina act to Camp Bastion.
It's Coachella for the Margaritaville set.
We spoke to flamenco dancer Xavi Benaque García about what it's like to olé your way into North Korea.
"I found out later he gave me chlamydia. I saw him a month later when he skated past me. I freaked out. He shakka-ed me and skated on."
Single guys are gross, but how about girls? We visited some single ladies around Melbourne to talk about their homes and housekeeping.
French electro-pop singer Héloïse Letissier talks about dressing like Marie Antoinette and putting girlfriends through hell.
It wasn't until Luna Cobra was almost finished the scarification that I realized I was watching a stranger get his face cut up.
"I told the date I had to go home and record the finale of 'The OC.'"
Another Homefront? A second Dead Island proper? We can't have a new Burnout, but these sequels get the green light? The fuck is happening, video games?