Even your most boring-ass coworkers will delight in a li'l holiday spirit this season!
“A used copy of 'People' magazine.”
Buying gifts is hard and bad, so you might as well turn to the stars for help.
"Children still respect Santa. Drunks don't."
It's important to cherish the memories, even if it means holding on to a record with the words "FUCK YOU" carved into it.
I am about to make your Christmas Eve a whole lot easier.
Sustainable gifts for the environment, your budget, and your neighbors around the globe, ending 2016 on a much-needed high note.
It’s not the same anymore, is it?
Sick of the same old Christmas songs? Here are ten objectively perfect festive bangers, explained by your favourite writers.
Depending on which economic school of thought you belong to, Christmas is either a waste of resources or a valuable uptick in healthy activity.
From a framed 3D poster of a cat to a "World's Best Dad" mug, good gifts are nice, but there's something uniquely awful about a terrible present.