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A Drug Dealer Was Caught After Posting All These Ridiculous Instagram Photos
Levi Watson told police that he clearly wasn't a drug dealer because he didn't have any money, then posted a photo of himself in a literal bath of money.
Ohio Idiot Jumps Zoo Fence and Pets Adorable, Bloodthirsty Cougars
He filmed the whole thing and posted the video on YouTube, because that's what you do when you trespass in a zoo and play with dangerous animals.
The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Porn Parody Review
The tagline for this Walking Dead porno parody is "A jizz shot was the only sure-fire way to return these undead creatures to the grave!" It reminds me of some advice I was given in my youth on how to avoid impregnating girls.
My War On Stupid Is Facing Defeat On Every Front
From the NY Mayoral race, to Tamerlan Tsarnaev, to the NSA.
This Week in Florida - We Accept Used Enemas
A CVS in Florida takes returns on four out of five used butt cleaners.
This Guy's LinkedIn Password Was Probably "Dildo666"
Since LinkedIn got hacked, we were able to round up the dumbest passwords people used on the social network. Please, laugh at their shame.
Tidbits
A few weeks ago we were laughing at our buddy Ryan for claiming that ever since he started wearing matching tighty-whities and T-shirts he can't stop getting laid. It’s like a guy’s version of lingerie.