Prevalence of the STI has doubled recently, resulting in two stillbirths since last year.
Back then surgery was nothing but rivers of pus and filth and it's a miracle the human race survived.
"In the '90s, behind every dick was a sinister disease that would kill you, ruin your family, and spark an overrated musical."
Epidemic rates of syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia among men who have sex with men aren't subsiding—and Trump probably isn't going to help.
With Christian-influenced programs stressing abstinence, teens don't know how to protect themselves.
"Laziness is one thing. Sensation is another."