Michael Eavis says next year's planned year off could be reversed if "one band" deign to reform.
He has been on 'Eastenders'. He has a road and tourist trail named after him in Stoke-on-Trent. He, quite simple, just won't leave.
Williams says the Led Zeppelin founder has "been sitting in his car outside our house, four hours at a time."
Maybe we were all wrong. Maybe the greatest frontman of the 90s wasn't Kurt Cobain or Eddie Vedder, but Gary Barlow.
He made Farage, Cameron, Miliband and Clegg look like a shit Westlife. But, why?
Years of rejection shows how ignorant TV commissioners are when it comes to the medium's future, and their own careers.
Depraved car crash entertainment in its most Ballardian form.
Probably somewhere in the upper-quartile but just to be sure, here's a list of everything that makes him a shit.