"I'm not having much luck."
He ran away on foot, but didn’t get very far.
Lady M didn't notice that it was missing more than 1,000 cakes until someone revealed that they were being sold on the black market.
It took firefighters almost an hour to get him out once they finally found him.
This has never happened in Australia before.
Pantless Snowplow Thief Who Crashed into the Bell Island Ferry Terminal Is a Hamfisted But Devastatingly Accurate Metaphor for Newfoundland in 2018
Some days the local police scanner is indistinguishable from a John Waters movie.
"We have investigated this matter thoroughly and have confirmed that David Schwimmer was in America on this date."
Video footage shows a trio of thieves waltzing into a Texas aquarium, swaddling the shark, and wheeling it out like a baby in a stroller.
You don’t mess with a person’s spherical meat.
"You can pry it out of my cold, dead hands."
Her Best Actress award was quite literally robbed.
The country wants the US to "severely punish" the perpetrator. A thumb for a thumb, perhaps?