Look at those pants. And his golf cleats!
An illustrated guide.
The president appears to be sporting an overgrown tonsure, like a monk who's let himself go.
The mystery of his bizarre honeycomb of hair becomes a little clearer, thanks to Dr. Harold Bornstein.
What makes The Donald Trump sandwich exceptional, though, is that it nails DT’s coiffure. Atop the roll is a nauseating clump of corn husk silk.