What could make for better revenge than having a kitty take a dump on the name of the person who dumped you?
“I can’t deny having developed feelings for clients, but the fact is that these dates are a transactional dreamworld and soon enough, you get a reality check.”
A holiday all about romance, sex, and intimacy, we wanted to find out what Valentine’s Day is like for people who experience these things in more atypical ways.
"Let our 1,000-pound brown bears tear into your ex."
Just shut up and release your next hurts-so-good slab of sonic maw, for chrissakes.