Australia Today

A gang of international drug smugglers was thwarted when a disgruntled elephant seal cornered them on the beach, forcing their arrest.

"I was amazed when I saw it, especially how much the arms were moving," said one of the researchers. "It was astounding."

There are just six asylum seekers and refugees left in the controversial offshore processing facility, with most of them being transferred to Port Moresby.

Thousands of garlic bulbs imported under the guise of 'office supplies' could have contained the single biggest threat to Australian biosecurity.

In one case, the men drove a victim to a petrol station so he could withdraw money and pay the "fine."

Researchers confirmed that male kalutas are dying en masse after "intense" mating sessions driven by polyamorous females.

The truck's next stop just so happened to be a Melbourne police station.

He beat two men so badly with a hammer that legitimate police officers later thought they were dead.

"All I can smell is fish," said the Australian massage therapist, who is convinced her neighbours are grilling meats just to spite her.

It's thought that capsules containing an entire serving of vegetables could be the future of food.

The building's underground storage area had been converted into a living space and filled with residents' stolen belongings.

Patrons were found passed out in the street next to piles of vomit after drinking too much of the Korean liquor soju.