The Slow Process of Admitting to Myself That 'Family Guy' Is Bad
Maybe, just maybe, it's time to admit that Seth MacFarlane's cartoon sucks.
Which Is the Coolest Drug?
Drowning before your time, face down in an opiate-induced septic tank of your own vomit is waaaay cooler than dying of boring, old pancreatic cancer anyway, right? Natural causes might be nature's course, but it won't get you on many tributes.
A Handy Guide to Drugs During the Festive Season
Top tip: don't take class As on Christmas Eve, even if the big boys from school you've bumped into tell you to.
Meet the Guy with the World’s Largest Collection of Soviet Bus Stop Photos
Chris is a photographer who got obsessed with bus stops in the former Soviet Union. He's put them together into the biggest collection of Soviet bus stop photos in the world, according to him. He's just launched a campaign on Kickstarter to put them...
I Went to a Retreat for Young British Nudists
After a youth of accidental, drunken nudism, I decided to see what the movement was actually all about and headed to a Young British Naturist's retreat at the Clover Spa & Hotel.
We Asked a Doctor if a Hickey Can Really Kill You
Last week a Mexican boy allegedly died from a hickey-induced stroke. In the interests of public safety, we had to find out more.
I Have a Severe Phobia of Ugly People
An interview with a "cacophobe" called Richard who breaks out in a rash every time he sees someone he deems to be unattractive.
The Strange Tradition Where People Dress Up As Demons and Jump over Babies
The annual tradition is supposed to relinquish the babies' sins and protect them from all kinds of ailments—especially hernias.
Why You Shouldn’t Have Kids
So your friends are accidentally on purpose having children, giving each other rings, and doing beautiful, real, rewarding things. This is why you're not.
I Bummed a Cigarette at a Festival and Traded Up to Coke
Like that guy who started with a paperclip and traded up to a house
How Baby Scumbag’s Quest for Social Media Fame Ended in Disaster
The former child skater pulled himself out of poverty with his viral videos––and even broke into Hollywood––but at what cost?
The Case for and Against 'Arrival'
Is Denis Villeneuve's 'Arrival' poindextery jibber-jabber, or a commanding, optimistic example of cinema at its finest? Our critics debate.
Larry Fitzmaurice and Mike Pearl