After stepping down as senior members of the Royal Family, the pair pulled off a quick move to Malibu while the world sheltered in place.
Two rich white men given centre-stage to lecture people of colour on how they should feel about prejudice? Sure!
She'll be on a royal conference call while Prince Harry and the rest of the royals meet in person to figure out what "stepping back" from the family will look like.
I, for one, am dreaming of the day Prince Harry officially becomes an Instagram influencer.
And we have questions.
A VICE Christmas exclusive: who's getting coal in their stocking?
Blaming the climate crisis on overpopulation means blaming the most marginalised for a problem caused by the rich.
Strange things go on in the comments of Mail Online.
Running the social mathematics on a publication that's essentially a vast but finite extended family's Christmas letter to itself.
Once you wade through the conspiracy theory comments, you'll find: just some really dumb comments.
Also, this tiny house runs on... Dunkin'?