Without women, straight cis men are happy sitting in rooms that contain solely a Lazy Boy armchair, a 60” TV and an Xbox.
It's a simple contraption that you put on your face when you leave the house. For many men, that’s just too much to ask.
Like: 'Love Island', the Kardashians, star signs and vegan sausage rolls.
Plank. Bus wanker. Chicken legs. Golden Balls. The names go on.
And why is that pillow always flat, yellow and approximately 100 years old?
Previously, we explored the psychology of men who refuse to perform oral sex on their female partners, but we were unable to find any brave enough to go on the record. After the article's publication, they sought us out in very gregarious droves.
There's one thing you can guarantee when the pubs reopen – there will be groups of lads milling around and blocking your way to the bar.
No longer an outdoorsy pastime for Mountain Warehouse nerds, climbing has become increasingly popular among millennial men.
Despite the memes, sales of the notorious men's grooming set are rising.