"90 percent of the media, politicians and pundits still don’t have a clue what they are talking about."
Get in, bitches, we're siphoning off Theresa May's politics into an out-of-sight septic tank to make flimsy point about misogyny!
Dude! We are totally fucked!
The psychological impact of exiting Number 10 can be brutal, but she might take some comfort from watching Boris Johnson crash and burn.
As May steps down as Conservative party leader, we asked people who have worked with or around her to anonymously let rip.
In the wake of May's not-so-shock resignation, I went to Westminster to see how people felt about her departure from Number 10.
Surprise: they're all bad.
She claimed to have a zeal for dealing with helping the Left-Behinds, but left them behind as she failed to get to grips with a historical period of crisis.
Her speech unsurprisingly glossed over her incompetence, her outright failures and her more heartless policies.
Local Conservative councillors are going to lose out because of Theresa May's failings, and they are not happy about it.
Brexit has been extended until the 31st of October, helping the Halloween-horror headlines write themselves.
We ran some very exhausted political figures through that personality alignment test. For a laugh!