Or do them every four years, like the World Cup.
And by 'good' we mean very, very bad. We revisited some old performances as proof that you probably once enjoyed it.
The Cincinnati native is blending R&B, hip-hop, and jazz on his debut album 'Platinum Fire.'
They are so appalling, they are a crime. But he can pull them off.
Honestly, why did X Factor even happen after we'd all seen the women of Corrie performing as Spice Girls?
Behold the ham sandwiches, nosebleed seats and red carpet jostling of this year's awards.
What did you see? A great pop performance? Or four "prostitutes" in "stripper outfits" who were being "too provocative" for television?
But what is her motive? Why is she on this show, doing this thing, the actions of someone being tested by science to see how much embarrassment the human body can withstand without dying?
Calum Scott’s dismal take on Robyn’s “Dancing On My Own” is a stark reminder of the chart-dominating power of a bland man sounding sad on a piano.
Wagner will sing horrible songs about your least favourite football club for the cost of a Nando's dinner date for one.
"Shut Up" came in at number 8 above Louisa Johnson's "Forever Young", which is the poorest performing Xwinner’s single in the history of X Factor