assholes

mlb

Yankees Fans Are Dicks Again

From throwing beers to taking rude selfies, Yankees fans didn't handle their blowout Wild Card victory with an ounce of sportsmanship.
Liam Daniel Pierce
10.4.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Dan Harmon Admitted Treating a Female 'Community' Writer 'Like Garbage'

"I’m disgusted and sorry that I stained our show and your talent with my selfish, childish shit."
Drew Schwartz
1.4.18
pets

People Told Us Their Worst Pet Horror Stories

“Cousin’s temperamental, sociopathic iguana pooped everywhere.”
Anna Goldfarb
12.18.17
Noisey News

Gene Simmons Banned by Fox News After Exposing Belly, Hitting Staff with Book

Simmons reportedly barged into a staff meeting and made sexist remarks while promoting his new book, 'On Power.'
Alex Robert Ross
11.17.17
anxiety

How to Talk to Someone You Can't Stand

If more people learned the art, we'd have a lot less sound and fury in this country.
Jay Heinrichs
11.8.17
Travel

This Is What a $20,000 Plane Ticket Gets You

Meet the men who vlog their ultra-first class flight experiences.
Luke Winkie
8.2.17
Fighting Words

Being a Sexist, Racist Asshole Is Bad for Your Health

The meek shall inherent mental and physical wellbeing.
Tony Rehagen
12.8.16
Op-Ed

Men Explain Music to Me

“Are you buying this for your boyfriend?"
Kim Kelly
11.7.16
Stuff

I Acted Like an Asshole for a Week to See if it Would Make My Life Better

In some ways, it definitely did.
H. Alan Scott
7.13.16
the worst things of all time

The Designer Who Made Kim Kardashian's Punk Jacket Wants to "Rape and Pillage" Punk

Enfants Riches Déprimés' Henry Levy got into an ugly Instagram spat with Kill Your Idols—not a good look, pal.
Kim Kelly
6.6.16
Easter

Things Went Terribly Wrong at PEZ's Easter Egg Hunt This Weekend

Competitive parents rushed a Connecticut Easter egg hunt hosted by PEZ this weekend, stripping the field “like locusts” and leaving behind only a candy-barren field, crying children, and broken dreams.
Wyatt Marshall
3.28.16
The Crown and Sceptre Issue

Asshole Man

God DAMN it, it's Super Annoying Know-It-All Asshole Man, back in action.
Johnny Ryan
11.2.15
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