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Ten Questions You've Always Wanted to Ask a Bouncer

"Men sometimes stick stuff down their underpants, but I can't really go round grabbing every other dude by the nuts."
Christine Kewitz
4.6.17
CANADIAN CANNABIS

We Go Inside Toronto's Illegal Edible Market

VICE host Damian Abraham meets Toronto's edible entrepreneurs to find out if a weed soda or a chronic cookie can really be considered medicinal.
VICE Staff
5.5.16
Art

Oreo Artist Lets You Have Your Art and Eat It, Too

An ice cold gallery and an Oreo Cookie... The classic combination.
Matthew Sedacca
8.18.15
Stuff

This Guy Robbed a Subway and Immediately Took the Money to a Different Sandwich Shop

Sadly, he hadn't yet completed his meal when he was apprehended.
Mike Pearl
5.5.15
Music

Get Down with Cookie-Headed Dancers and a Rapper's Cartoon Belly

Ben&Julia's new music video for Traffic Signs and Jake The Rapper's "COOKIE JAR" goes best with an ice-cold glass of milk.
Becky Chung
3.26.15
Stuff

These Stupid Internet Beauty Products Might Help You Get Laid

Things like labia dye, stupid disappearing plastic bras and—wait for it—mouth-stretching devices are all a part of our world now, and even better, they're all available at the click of a mouse.
Rosy Cherrington
7.11.14
WEEDIQUETTE

The Great Weed Cookie War of 2013

My drug dealer's delivery service guy made the best weed cookies. When he left to start his own delivery service, we followed him, which caused our old dealer to offer us discounted weed cookies and start a bidding war. You heard that right: My crew...
T. Kid
9.29.13
Comics!

BB Teeth #2

Are you jealous of your sister? She's making good money! Give me a cookie. My sister put her breast milk in these cookies!! Oh! My! God!
Devin Finch
2.24.13
Stuff

Girl Eats Food - Angel Delight Cookies

These things are so cute they make Zooey Deschanel look like that guy who got boned to death by a horse.
Joanna Fuertes Knight
4.26.12
Stuff

Girl Eats Food - Iced Potato Chip Cookies

Two of the world's greatest snacks, together at last.
Joanna Fuertes Knight
9.30.11
The Food Issue

Illegalize It!

Apples should be illegal. What a terrible food. They never satisfy your hunger and they make way too much noise. Have you ever heard someone bite into an apple? It’s disgusting. It sounds like a tree is falling inside someone’s skull.
Fred Armisen
3.1.06