God forbid we're allowed to enjoy two bites of sugary goodness without getting a taste of late capitalism.
I mean, why wouldn't you want to make these cookies?
A plate of cookies meant to end the feud between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry is proof the war isn't over.
Kanghua Ren, who goes by ReSet, found his victim begging outside a Lidl supermarket in Barcelona.
At a recent conference, 25-year-old Verena Bahlsen also said, "I want to make money and buy sailing yachts from my dividend and stuff."
A very chill way to snack.
The Golden Gate Fortune Cookie Company's rent has gone from $1,400 to $6,000 in the past three years.
According to the FDA, even if your glitter is non-toxic, it might not be edible.
Would still recommend eating them in bed, but you get the idea.
Sure, it's not *actually* a competition, BUT YOU STILL WANT TO WIN.
We asked a manager and a gifting expert for advice on how to steer clear of an embarrassing office gifting faux-pas during the holidays.
The bakery has been calling its cookies "ginger persons" since 1983, but that hasn't stopped conservatives from being very mad about it in 2018!