VICE obtained the festival's official set times, a list of banned items, and massive bills for Narcan and porta-potties.
Tinder is out here still trying to get you laid when you're surrounded by people passed out in their own molly vomit.
After its biggest investor said the festival was canceled, Woodstock's organizers are insisting the show will go on.
"I have no idea who most of these artists are, to be honest," one woman who was there in 1969 told Noisey.
Plus, that good samaritan Girl Scout Cookies buyer is facing federal drug charges.
Michael Lang, the organizer of the original Woodstock, is bringing the festival back for a three-day 50th anniversary celebration in August.
Ariana Grande, Childish Gambino, Tame Impala, and more are slated for the mega-fest's 20th edition.
So what if he only has one album? He's evolving, which is important for fans who enjoy seeing their faves level up—and for music in general.
In a year of reckoning, the festival reminds us that counterculture might change, but it can't be killed.
If you left early, you messed up.
Soundtrack your trip with our playlist and check out Noisey and VICELAND programming on-site all weekend long.
The event no longer feels like it has the same excitement or vitality it's had in the past, but there are still gems to be found.