Old People

Health

These Old People Love Doing Parkour! (And Nobody Broke a Hip)

This IS your grandfather's Parkour.
Oliver Noble
Kathleen Caulderwood
Michael Shade
9.12.19
food news

86-Year-Old Wanted a Free Panera Birthday Bagel, Got Sextortion Emails Instead

"I said this is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen, and I have to go tell all my water aerobics buddies about this letter."
Jelisa Castrodale
8.2.19
Australia Today

Seniors in Australia Keep Getting Swindled by a Line Dancing Scam

Retirees have allegedly been duped out thousands to attend and compete in dancing competitions that never happened.
Gavin Butler
4.2.19
water

LaCroix CEO Blames 'Injustice' For Slumping Sales, Compares Seltzer Brand to the 'Handicapped'

During the quarter that ended in January, its parent company's profit fell 39.6 percent and its revenue was down by 2.9 percent.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.11.19
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Watch This 102-Year-Old Woman Become the Oldest Person to Go Skydiving

"It was very clear up there and the weather was good, but it was very cold up there."
River Donaghey
12.11.18
Hong Kong

This Hong Kong Food Startup Hires the Elderly to Package Its Organic Frozen Dinners

Kenneth Choi Man-Kin's project not only provides jobs and a sense of community for the elderly, but also combats food waste from local farms.
Lauren Rothman
10.15.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

Two Nursing Home Escapees Were Found at the World's Biggest Metal Fest

They were "disoriented and dazed" by the time the cops finally tracked them down.
Drew Schwartz
8.6.18
Open Submission Wednesdays

We Reviewed Literally Whatever You Sent Us, Volume 22

We even hired a new intern this time around. Don't say we never did anything for you.
Annalise Domenighini
Dan Ozzi
Colin Joyce
7.18.18
death

Earth's Supposed Oldest Living Person Has Hated Every Day of Her Life

Koku Istambulova says she's 128 years old and considers her longevity a punishment from God.
Nicole Clark
5.17.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

An Elderly Couple Got Busted with 60 Pounds of 'Christmas Presents'

It's unclear whether the couple wanted to use the weed to spread yuletide highs or if they had a secret scheme to sling.
River Donaghey
12.21.17
Old People

When Is a Judge Too Old to Judge?

Out of more than 1,200 active and senior federal judges, 16 percent will be 80 or older by the end of 2017, and 39 will be at least 90.
Aaron Kase
7.20.17
Sex

Finally, Someone Is Teaching Old People How to Fuck Good

Pornhub's new educational video, out on VHS, imparts sex safety tips to the elderly.
Anna Fitzpatrick
7.19.17
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