Old People

The VICE Guide to Right Now

Two Nursing Home Escapees Were Found at the World's Biggest Metal Fest

They were "disoriented and dazed" by the time the cops finally tracked them down.
Drew Schwartz
8.6.18
death

Earth's Supposed Oldest Living Person Has Hated Every Day of Her Life

Koku Istambulova says she's 128 years old and considers her longevity a punishment from God.
Nicole Clark
5.17.18
The VICE Guide to Right Now

An Elderly Couple Got Busted with 60 Pounds of 'Christmas Presents'

It's unclear whether the couple wanted to use the weed to spread yuletide highs or if they had a secret scheme to sling.
River Donaghey
12.21.17
Old People

When Is a Judge Too Old to Judge?

Out of more than 1,200 active and senior federal judges, 16 percent will be 80 or older by the end of 2017, and 39 will be at least 90.
Aaron Kase
7.20.17
Sex

Finally, Someone Is Teaching Old People How to Fuck Good

Pornhub's new educational video, out on VHS, imparts sex safety tips to the elderly.
Anna Fitzpatrick
7.19.17
activism

Meet the 86-Year-Old Anarchist Grandma Vandalizing Banks

Officers took Louise Schneider away after she sprayed "Money for Weapons kills!" on the construction wall of the Swiss National Bank.
Philippe Stalder
4.13.17
Zero Context

VICE Without Context: 'I Replied with a Picture of My Dog's Ass and Said Yes'

VICE.com's most memorable lines from the week of April 3, presented with no context.
Alex Norcia
4.9.17
Art

[NSFW] A Boatful of Senior Citizens Get Freaky in this Animated Short

High seas hijinks unfold on a party boat for swinging seniors in 'NSFWhale.'
Nathaniel Ainley
1.17.17
Comics!

'Old Skin,' Today's Comic by Marlene Krause

An old lady wants a tattoo of her house but the tattooist says noooooooo in this comic by Marlene Krause.
Marlene Krause
1.10.17
News

How Old People Are Skewing Politics

By 2021, 60-year-olds will exercise 95 percent more voting power than 18-year-olds.
Thomas Gane
11.22.16
Stuff

Thomas Morton Swims with Seniors

On the season two premiere of 'BALLS DEEP,' host Thomas Morton jumps back into his quest to experience all life has to offer.
VICE Staff
10.27.16
Photo

Colorful Photos from a Giant Yard Sale in Eastern Europe

If there's one thing that can bring people from all cultures together, it's a market full of weird but reasonably priced stuff.
Hadju Tamas
10.24.16