His chats were complete with bomb emojis and smiley faces.
President Donald Trump and members of his Cabinet could even become involved.
"As we went past the flight attendants on the way out, one said 'Be more subtle next time.'"
Dr. Fatima Cody Stanford claims they asked for her credentials twice, then grilled her on whether she was "actually an MD."
Apparently not, judging from the way he just abandoned one while he was boarding Air Force One over the weekend.
So much for Trump's 'Access Hollywood' tape being a harmless bit of "locker room banter."
She wound up screaming "shut up, bitch!" at a passenger and giving everyone the finger on her way off the plane.
Turns out the middle of a flight is a bad time to get those gains.
C'mon man, take a nap or something.
They had one job...
After the toilets onboard started overflowing from a flushed diaper.
Biologists just blessed the internet with this incredible video.