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4.18.18

I Got High As Hell and Listened to 10 Straight Edge Albums

One writer's introduction to everything from Earth Crisis to Youth of Today, under the influence of weed.

10.24.14

Six Uniquely Terrifying Books for Halloween

It’s the time of year when everybody is celebrating autumn by carving faces into various squash plants and thinking about weird monsters. That sounds cool, but I’m also into more complex forms of horror. If you are too, here's a list of books that...

7.30.13

I Interviewed Four Women Who Rejected Me to Find Out What's Wrong with Me

The chubby kid from the movie Project X decided to speak to four ladies who rejected his advances to figure out exactly where he went wrong with each of them.

2.28.12

Burning Down the House with Nick Swardson

Is there a statute of limitations in arson cases?

2.24.12

Dr. Ken Jeong's Stripper Inspection

Before Ken Jeong was jumping out of trunks naked and straddling Bradley Cooper's head while beating him with a crowbar, he was a doctor.

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