I Spent 11 Hours at Toronto’s Christmas Market to See if It Could Grow My Grinchy Heart
"I wanted to see if immersing myself in Christmas could push me out of my funk, like how a doctor might try and cure arachnophobia by exposing people to spiders."
How Working in Retail Made Me Hate Humanity
"This woman ripped the changing room curtain open and then just watched as her toddler puked up his lunch. She then took one of the shirts hanging over her arm and cleaned the kid's face off with it."