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Who's Going to Tell Trump He Has Toilet Paper on His Shoe?

The greatest Air Force One debacle since that time we got a peek under his hair helmet.
Drew Schwartz
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Toilets With Threatening Auras Compiles the Internet's Cursed Commodes

We talked with the guy behind the incredible Facebook and Twitter accounts.
Peter Slattery
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Enjoy This Soothing Video of Port-a-Potties Being Ripped from the Earth

One of man's most wretched creations gets its karmic comeuppance.
Lauren Messman

'Justin Bieber's Toilet,' Today's Comic by Gina Wynbrandt

A girl wishes upon a star and her dream finally comes true in today's comic.
Gina Wynbrandt
This is a thing

I Went to a Party for a 'Hip' Bidet and It Made Me Feel Like an Asshole

The celebration of a new toilet attachment had everything—butt massage, nude models, turd-shaped cookies—but subtlety.
Alex Norcia
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Trump Wanted Art So This Museum Offered Him a Gold Toilet

The Guggenheim couldn't lend the White House a Van Gogh, but it was more than willing to hand over Maurizio Cattelan's "America."
Drew Schwartz

'The Scariest Toilet Ever Made,' Today's Comic by Michael Kupperman

"Restore excitement to your boring old life!"
Michael Kupperman

Everything but Poop: The Strange Things You Find Working at a Sewage Treatment Plant

Hammers, toothbrushes, and false sets of teeth—it all ends up in the same place.
Grey Hutton
10 Questions You Always Wanted to Ask

Ten Questions You've Always Wanted to Ask a Bathroom Attendant

"Women are the worst—they often throw their used tampons and toilet paper on the floor. They just don't seem to care."
Sofia Faltenbacher, Photos by Grey Hutton

​Stories of People Pooping Their Pants

Basically, we're vile, disgusting creatures, and we want to share.
Jesse Donaldson
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This Poor Guy Got His Penis Bitten by a Snake

Man, can you imagine? Literally.
Carlton Férment
Ink Spots

'Creamer' Is an Art-School Mag with Trashy Ambitions

We talked to the women behind it about fun, art, and why they're not calling themselves a feminist zine.
Joe Goodman