Volume 15 Issue 1

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How To Count Cute!

Chinese girls do this thing called "cute counting." Actually it's called "da tou tie de ke ai zhi shi," which can roughly be translated as "cute faces for big-head photo stickers."
VICE Staff
1.2.08
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NJ T-shirts & You: Perfect Together

Growing up it always seemed like my home state of New Jersey got a bad rap. Everywhere I traveled people appeared to think that it was just one big cesspool full of loudmouthed Italians.
Chris Nieratko
1.2.08
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My Other Soapbox Is Your Ass

Do you like Polack jokes? I've always been a big fan of them. An Italian, a rabbi, and a smiling Polack walk into a bar.
Chris Nieratko
1.2.08
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Counterfeit Fun

After the media frenzy last summer about Beijing Shijingshan Amusement Park's blatant and badly done Disney World rip-offs, the majority of the attractions were summarily demolished.
Patrick Tsai
1.2.08
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Suck on This

The inspiration for my series of gum paintings first came to me when I was working on my papier-mâché boulders.
Amy Kellner
1.2.08
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Skulls And Bones in Sierra Leone

I'm bending over an open grave in Sierra Leone and trying not to fall in. A boy stands next to me. He's a member of a crew of kids who call themselves Skull and Bones.
Danny Glenwright, Katrina Manson
1.2.08
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El Nuevo Alarma! Is Mexico’s Best Crime Tabloid... - Part 1

<em>Alarma!</em> is the oldest of Mexico's <em>prensa roja</em> (red press) tabloids.
Santiago Stelley, Tomas Morales
1.2.08
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Please Snort Me

Why hello there, sonny. You too, little miss. So you're the young whippersnappers that're living in good old Williamsburg, Brooklyn, now, huh?
VICE Staff
1.2.08
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Vice Fashion - First Love

Photos by Jeroen W. Mantel<br>Styling by Renske Van Der Ploeg<br><br><b>Vice: So you two are in love. How did you meet?</b>
Jeroen W Mantel
1.2.08
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Larps Of The Near Future

Everybody knows that Live Action Role Playing is the funnest way to turn your pointless existence into a thrill ride of unbounded possibilities and constant adventure, right?
Bruno Bayley, Alex Sturrock
1.2.08
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VICE Presents The People's Lists

Fine art can really make you sick. Or so says Dr. Graziella Magherini, author of <i>The Stendhal Syndrome</i>.
David Wallechinsky, Amy Wallace
1.2.08
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Western Humiliation 2007

John Sharkey is the singer and guitarist for Clockcleaner, the band that singlehandedly caused us to rethink music from Philadelphia.
John Sharkey III
1.1.08
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