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Remember Jon Gosselin? You Can Party with Him at a Chili's This Weekend

Welcome to the most cursed Cinco de Mayo event of all time!
Jelisa Castrodale
5.3.19
WTF

Man Mistakes Thin Lizzy Lyrics on Cheese Label for 'Threat of Mass Death'

Thin Lizzy’s “Angel of Death” hasn't made a lot of waves since the early 80s—until its lyrics appeared on a hunk of mozzarella.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.3.19
WTF

Driver Learns the Hard Way that Durian Can Make You Fail a Breathalyzer Test

We’re not sure how eating durian can make you drive erratically, but it turns out it can confuse a Breathalyzer.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.2.19
WTF

Chicago Man 'Fixes' Potholes by Filling Them with Giardiniera

He also considered using “just buckets of wet Italian beef.”
Bettina Makalintal
5.1.19
Chicago

'Suspicious Object' Shuts Down Chicago Street, Turns Out to be a Chef Boyardee Can on Wheels

We stan the almost-sentient can of ravioli.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.1.19
Munchies

'Guacamole Cheese' Is a Thing Now, but It Shouldn't Be

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.
Jelisa Castrodale
4.30.19
Munchies

Man Allegedly Threatened Restaurant Staff Because They Were Out of Ranch Dressing

Look, sometimes restaurants don’t have what you want, when you want it—but can we just calm down about it?
Jelisa Castrodale
4.26.19
Health

Please Stop Putting Garlic in Your Vaginas, OB/GYN Begs

Congratulations, you’ve turned your most sensitive orifice into Gilroy, California for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON—according to Dr. Jennifer Gunter.
Jelisa Castrodale
4.24.19
Munchies

This Man Really Took a Whole Dead Deer to the McDonald’s Drive-Thru

The drive-thru staff only charged the hunter for one of his three burgers.
Bettina Makalintal
4.24.19
Munchies

Canadian Man Arrested After Allegedly Boiling Human Bones, Drinking the Cursed Broth

There are lots of ways to make bone broth, but none of them should start with robbing a grave.
Jelisa Castrodale
4.22.19
Munchies

Woman Having Worst Day Ever Swallows Spoon While Trying to Dislodge Fish Bone from Throat

Apparently, she's far from the first person to accidentally swallow an entire spoon.
Jelisa Castrodale
4.22.19
WTF

We’re So Sorry: Colonel Sanders Bondage Hentai Is a Thing Now

Help.
Bettina Makalintal
4.12.19
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