We’ve been in a grass-is-browner phase of conquest for a while, where we’re jealous of the neighbors with the scorched, trampled earth instead of the green lawn. This is why we think people in ripped-up shitty clothes look better than clean people with money and it’s what makes stories about the horrible anarchist you fucked in the back seat of a car after screen printing punk patches on a home rig at a hobo depot, who whipped off the condom, tied it in a knot, and “cheers”ed you with it after he was done so funny. And here’s a whole blog of that stuff, called Disgusting People I Have Made Out With. If you are not legally old enough to vote in elections you need to get the hell out of here right now; the rest of you, have at it.

It’s mostly hilarious, especially the girl who hosed off her own ass at the self-serve carwash after some potbellied nerd fingered her anus and wiped it on her dress (which actually makes her the disgusting person in the equation, but we digress), but there’s one thing that really disturbed me and it’s this:

Not because of the implied bestiality (the guy clearly jizzes right as the animal shows up), but because that dog looks exactly like mine:

That fucking WHORE.