The once popular Egyptian seaside town has been mostly abandoned since the terrorist attack on a Russian. But the few holidaymakers who do go have all the beach chairs and buffets to themselves.
Here's a bunch of photos of Swiss people dealing with their "heatwave".
It's bizarrely common, so we thought we'd round up a few of the best tales.
I found cum paper stuffed into every crack, crevice and corner of my bedroom.
Unwinding from the stress that comes with having sold your soul to the devil is hard, you know.
Being arrested is never great, but it's even worse when you've paid for a flight to be there.
Your body is a thing of beauty that will not be improved by a picture or a dreamcatcher or your name misspelt in Cantonese.
Considering that the holiday wasn't even developed until centuries after Jesus's death—and has been protested by Christians as often as atheists—it's difficult to know how J.C. would feel about his birthday bonanza.
"Who shit in your stocking?"
Splitting his time between Australia and Los Angeles, Rick Baker has not experienced any change in seasons since 2010.
One holidaymaker had a liquid marked "Fuel" poured over him by a guy with a crudely drawn on beard and improvised head dress.
Do yourself a favour and avoid anyone wearing a fedora.