The once popular Egyptian seaside town has been mostly abandoned since the terrorist attack on a Russian. But the few holidaymakers who do go have all the beach chairs and buffets to themselves.
It's bizarrely common, so we thought we'd round up a few of the best tales.
I found cum paper stuffed into every crack, crevice and corner of my bedroom.
"Who shit in your stocking?"
One holidaymaker had a liquid marked "Fuel" poured over him by a guy with a crudely drawn on beard and improvised head dress.