Dear Vice,
So I got this emailed to me this morning. Imagine getting humped by this guy! I don’t know if I’d just laugh or stare in shock at his Puff the Magic Dragon dong.  This guy is either a genius or a total loser D&D retard. I like dragons, but this is for the rest of your life. This dude tattooed his BALLS AND HIS PIECE. He let another man hold his penis for hours on end and stick tiny needles filled with ink into his dick. Give this man an award, or least buy him a beer.

-RACHEL B.

WARNING: DICK