Rest In Peace to Malik “Phife Dawg” Taylor and Gary Shandling, who both passed away this week. 2016 is steady fucking with us. Let’s laugh at Instagram then, because crying won’t do us any favors. On with the show.
I respect every ounce of gangsta Trey Songz is exhibiting while wearing this tank top, though I can’t help but get DJ Pauly D flashbacks, because this is totally some bullshit he and The Situation would’ve worn on The Jersey Shore. Holy shit, remember that show? I do because I rep that God forsaken state. Cough up a lung, where I’m from.
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I used to be annoyed by Game’s friendship with Chris Brown, but now I embrace it, especially when they’re showing off their cute hats and stuff. #fashion
Yo why is Pac sitting on Biebs’ shirt with a look on his face like “Why the fuck am I on your chest?”
Seriously, this bromance needs to stop. Can’t Ariana diffuse this or something?
Nevermind she’s too busy meme mocking the rest of us mere mortals. I’m totally that little boy in the leather rabbit mask btw. Happy Easter.
I want to send a heartfelt shoutout to Drake’s “Know Yourself” t-shirt. I feel like inspirational graphic tees are such shit, but Drizzy can literally rock anything and make me think like “Oh maybe I should get that Live Laugh Love poster for my room after all.”
I always see those #sports people with gloves like this when they play the football, but Snoop is speaking my language with these Benjamin palms. Gimme.
Respect to Azealia for posting this. That’s all.
Ciara is giving us all of the “Spring is here, Summer is coming so fuck with my outfit” goals. Holy hell, everything about this outfit is flames. I would walk like a baby deer in those shoes, but I salute her balance. Actually, no I don’t, she’s leaned up against a wall.
That skintight animal print had me thrown at first because it totally looked like he had a skin disease. Now that I know it’s a shirt I’m okay with it.
Ignoring French’s “8 Mile” ensemble for a moment because Chyna White is dressed head to toe in #goals right here. Death Row shirt? Rosie The Riveter bandana? WHAT?
This is so photoshopped, but I fucks with it. Plus, I feel like FLOTUS actually is a Tribe fan.
T-Swift furthering the stereotype that white people kiss their dogs on the mouth.
I mean cool shirt and all, but am I the only one who can just stare at Zoe Kravitz all day?
This outfit is not just “Party In The USA,” it’s accidentally stumbling into a frat house in your 30s when you look like you’re in your 20s still and some random guy asks you about some lady named “Molly” and then hands you a mint and for some reason you’re sweating profusely and downing some clear substance a man named Curtis Jackson refers to as “Effen” and then you woke up like this, looking neither flawless nor like Beyoncé…in the USA.
Kathy Iandoli is going to OD on Easter candy and fives no fucks what you think about that. Follow her on Twitter/Instagram @kath30000.