Yes, we all know, stories about penis thievery and ensuing mass hysteria in Africa are a dime a dozen. This one, however, caught our attention by virtue of its closing quote from Congolese phone-credit salesman and koro witness Alain Kalala: “It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny.” That’s what we call local color. Picture of Knoxville HC legends KoRo courtesy of google image search.