Right Wing Colouring Fun

Stuck for a gift to get your right wing kid, or a confused member of The Velvet Underground? This is perfect.

Yeah, while liberals are exploding celebrities in an attempt to get their point across, their rivals have chosen subtler, cuter methods of mind control. What better way of convincing children that small government is the way forward than getting them to colour in images of Obama wearing a communist beret, having a gay marriage with the American flag, or turning the White House into a mosque?

If have a son, daughter, nephew or niece who believes taxation has got out of control in the United States, you can buy this 32 page super-gift here, priced at $3.59 (£2.25) online.

DICKIE TUMMY