In the beginning was the boot.
And the boot was good.
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But the boot was not satisfied.
“I want more,” thought the boot. “I want to be bigger.”
So it got bigger.
And bigger.
and BIGGER.
Until one day, the boot became so big that it grew its own boot.
Now the boot roams free, controlling its helpless owner.
It is the biggest boot in the world. The end.
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