Dear Vice,
This dude escaped from the local biker bar cause he choked the bartender. Then he came over to our house directly across the street and claimed be a better drinker than me, this chick and God himself. So after numerous countdowns to half slugged beers we slipped him the mickey (half a PBR filled with back wash, swill spit and liquers). This is the aftermath. Roofers rule,
Brendan
PS: Oh yeah, he tried to choke the girl in the pic too.
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